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Itinirary

ARRIVAL
05:00

Mingle, gather, otherwise chatter amongst yourselves while we separately but simultaneously have emotional and mental stress breakdowns in another room.

MORNING
08:00

Gather and maybe do a wine tour?

Noon
12:00

Lunch? idk I've never been to a wedding

Evening
19:00

Get wine drunk

Night
??:??

Go Home

Housekeeping

ACCOMMODATION

I'm sure if we get too drunk Lydia will let us all crash at her place

TRANSPORTATION

Just don't be poor and buy a car...

Registry

[In John Mullaney voice] GIVE US MONEY! yes the 400 cutting boards are nice but this wedding was more expensive than the civil war cost so give us some MONEY

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